Penny Dreadful Is a Magnet for Disaster

• Title: Penny Dreadful Is a Magnet for Disaster
• Author(s): Joanna Nadin
• Publisher: Usborne Books
• ISBN: 9781409526728
• Subject: Literature & Fiction,Humor & Satire,Humorous

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. But I do not see the funny side. Plus it is not even true that I am dreadful. It's just that sometimes my BRILLIANT IDEAS don't work out completely brilliantly. Like, I didn't mean for my cousin to end up bald and covered in superglue, and I also didn't mean to steal our neighbour's dog and make him speak Russian... It is not my fault. I can't help it - I'm just a Magnet for Disaster.